Nobody Loves You Like Ohio Girls

I was married to a wonderful woman from Ohio, and around her birthday one year I was feeling pretty broke so I decided to write her a song. I had to work really hard to get this one going, but a few weeks later I was singing nice and loud--

I'll say it right now, there's no one more pretty
Than the women on the subway in old New York City,
But no one loves you like Ohio Girls,
Every night and day, they've got a special way,
Nobody loves you like Ohio Girls!


And thanks to Shari, the greatest Ohio Girl of them all!
                                                                                                 Robbie Saltaire